Saturday, June 30, 2007

don't you go getting ideas on me now

Ah, those Brittans. So quaint!

Whore!

Obviously, "scandal in bicycling," "bicylces being gay," etc, are all plausible jokes to be made here. I just hope it didn't have training wheels on it.

But seriously, I've gotten fucked up my fair share. I may be, or am, right now. But I've never gotten so drunk that I mistook an inanimate object for a woman...or my hand.

leave it to asian people

They all sound the same, just in Kentucky they're voiceboxes.

By the way, did you know that Babe Ruth was the first person to have a voicebox. Ah, when it was a game.