don't you go getting ideas on me now

Ah, those Brittans. So quaint!

Whore!

Obviously, "scandal in bicycling," "bicylces being gay," etc, are all plausible jokes to be made here. I just hope it didn't have training wheels on it.

But seriously, I've gotten fucked up my fair share. I may be, or am, right now. But I've never gotten so drunk that I mistook an inanimate object for a woman...or my hand.

leave it to asian people

They all sound the same, just in Kentucky they're voiceboxes.

By the way, did you know that Babe Ruth was the first person to have a voicebox. Ah, when it was a game.