SC Inmate hits Michael Vick with 63 BILLION DOLLAR LAWSUIT!!!!

Mike Vick's got even bigger problems

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love this Michael Vick shit. Ookie!!

Btw, get familiar with Kissing Suzy Kolber. By far, the funniest NFL oriented site I'm aware of. And oh yeah, there's no reason on Earth you shouldn't be visiting the Nation of Islam SportsBlog, at least four times a day.

bradyfan83 is awesome

My Friend Eats a Dead Bird

AEM EDITORIAL: michael vick

White America wants you to have already passed judgement on Mike Vick. Cruelty to animals! Pothead! Dogfighter! Ookie!
But you know what? Fuck the man!

I don't quite see why people are so fucking concerned with the entire Vick saga. This ain't a bunch of mutts who'd otherwise be depicted in art sharing a plate of sphaghetti together. These are dogs that would be depicted smoking a cigar and holding a flush. These are some badass dogs! Dogs that are trained, over thousands of years, if not generations, to fight! Stop acting like this shit doesn't go on anywhere else. Does it make it right? No. Did Mike Vick do it? He hasn't been convicted-yet. Is fighting animals, that if in the wild, would be natural fucking enemies any better or worse than shooting up horses with painkillers, then sending them on the track to run their legs (that they can't feel) off any more honorable? Some people think so.

Point is, if he did it, (and I might add that the fact that the house was originally busted in a drug raid against his cousin, who hasn't been charged with shit, seems a bit suspect), Mike Vick is a moron. But not a moron for fighting the dogs, so much as wasting 125 mil over seven years on 20-50 thou.

I think Mike Vick is gonna get convicted. But it'd be fucking awesome if he didn't.

guess i'll go with Of Mice and Men

Dark just read commentary regarding the entire Chris Benoit saga, via Deadspin:

This gives the definitive answer to whether or not you'd rather have Roid
Rage Strength or Retarded Strength.

Will Somebody Get This Guy a Throbbing Cock?

Looks like you and Donna are going to have to share this cock.

Happy Birthday Guy

PS
Look at closely at the adjacent cake... kind of looks like Bill...

The Tought Streets of Champaign IL

I saw a very strange thing today as I was walking to my car from work.

A man parked about 5 cars back at a red light, starts laying on his horn.

This of course catches my attention, so I turn around to see what would ensue.

The man then gets about halfway out of his window and starts to point and yell at the guy in front of him.

The man in this car rolls down his window and yells back "WHAT!?!"

To which the man laying on his horn replied "Do you got a quarter?"


Only in America will you ever see a begger ask for change while driving a car.

P.S.

The guy in the other car said yes, and they made plans to exchange this currency at the next stop.

P.P.S

I wish Chris Rock was there, and.... maybe Kid Rock.

I Think I Just Shit Myself

I don't even know what to say.

I really need a pair of huge blue blockers

I wonder if Elton used a stunt double to touch that girls ass.

FREEZE, OR STEVE GUTENBERG'S BITCH GETS IT!

Battle Bot Fans Rejoice

Oh God, This could only lead to an even more spectacular "Rodney King" instance.

I just hope Steve Gutenberg is somehow involved.

don't you go getting ideas on me now

Ah, those Brittans. So quaint!

Whore!

Obviously, "scandal in bicycling," "bicylces being gay," etc, are all plausible jokes to be made here. I just hope it didn't have training wheels on it.

But seriously, I've gotten fucked up my fair share. I may be, or am, right now. But I've never gotten so drunk that I mistook an inanimate object for a woman...or my hand.

leave it to asian people

They all sound the same, just in Kentucky they're voiceboxes.

By the way, did you know that Babe Ruth was the first person to have a voicebox. Ah, when it was a game.